No giggling down the back.

Whether you’re spending the most romantic day of the year alone or coupled up, Lush is sure their latest launch will make your Valentine’s Day more exciting.

Behold the emoji-themed aubergine bath bomb.

For the unfamiliar, the aubergine emoji is often used to refer to a certain part of the male anatomy. And it’s as functional as it is fun; the tongue-in-cheek fizzer shoots green and blue foam from both ends.

Ooh er. 

They say: “After swiping right, the easiest way to express our feelings is with the power of an emoji. When you need something that really hits the spot, pop this bath bomb into the water and enjoy a steamy soak with uplifting bergamot, fruity ho wood and saucy litsea cubeba.”

We say: Why not? Pick one up in Lush, Oliver Plunkett Street. Realistically, it’s probably the best fun you’ll have all day.