Ever felt envious of your dog’s snuggly floor bed?

We can’t say we have, TBH, but if that’s a situation that feels familiar to you, then one budget supermarket is bringing in just the thing.

In a celebration of ‘palentine’s’, Lidl will have the ultimate accessory for every pet owner landing in Cork stores on Thursday, January 30th: A Human Pet Bed.

Yes, you read that right. A Human Pet Bed. And it’s not just some whimsy cooked up in a far-too-ambitious marketing meeting. No, it’s a real thing, available for €79.99.

This is not just a bed, people. This is an experience.

A 176 x 96 x 23 cm slice of luxury, designed specifically for the kind of human who believes that the only thing better than a pet’s cosy retreat is their own version of it. The Human Pet Bed is ultra-soft, sumptuously cosy, and comes with bolstered pillow sides.

It’s waterproof. So, unlike your actual bed, you don’t have to worry about your very real human mistakes (spilled tea, dodgy takeaway). The non-slip base ensures you don’t slide into the side of the room in the middle of your Netflix marathon.

Lidl say it’s the “perfect place to relax, watch a movie, sleepover or cosy up with your furry friend”. It even features a side pocket to hold your phone, book, or tablet within arm’s reach.

We’re on the fence but we’ll give them this; it does look inviting.